Seeking perfection at Heathrow T2 with a British Brexit breakfast

I’m at London Heathrow Airport Terminal 2, en route to Dublin for the Dubai Duty Free Irish Derby. Just think, in a couple of years’ time I’ll have to queue with all the other non-EU passengers when I land in Ireland. It’s hard to comprehend, or express, the almost seismic shock this nation is feeling after

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Free of duty in the land of ice and fire

With some nice Icelandic Indie in the background (I was tempted to play Paul Simon’s 50 Ways to leave your Lava or something by Wishbone Ash), it’s hard to imagine the sheer violence with which Eyjafjallajökull erupted so recently.

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On a Wine Goose chase around a Loop at Dublin Airport

I’m on a Wine Goose Chase at Dublin Airport. Surely I mean Grey Goose (as in the vodka), or Wild Geese (as in the Irish whiskey)? Nope, for while returning to London through Dublin Airport Terminal 1 after the recent Dubai Duty Free Irish Derby, I came across one of the most novel takes on the

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Giving canine passengers a new leash of life at Edmutton Airport

The programme offers special treatment and services tailored for dogs, including a priority check-in line, stress and anxiety services (for those a little hot under the collar after being hounded by security) and access to the lounge with complimentary Terrier water, Alsation wines and soothing music by Bark and Beethoven (Debussy would be banned).

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Hailing a taxi system to drive away airport rip-offs

At Sydney Airport, I made the near-fatal mistake of asking a taxi driver at the wheel of a people carrier if he was an airport hotel pick-up. “Do I f****** look like an airport hotel pick-up mate?” he snarled, marginally less menacing than a Doberman guard dog that had been starved for a month and then offered the opportunity to dine on my left leg.

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